How do you like the wungwah?

Question by Vlad Tepes: How do you like the wungwah?
I spawned a new monster I dreamed of for a horror novel. I dreamed of a certain kind of creature that’s similar to a vampire. I call it “the wungwah.” Like the vampire, a wungwah sucks the blood of its victim. Think of it as half-spider/half-vampire. The wungwah never ages and lives forever like the vampire. Like werewolves and vampires, peope turn into wungwahs. The area around their eyes turn black while the person develops fangs and black spots all over their skin like a leopard. Instead of growling, they hiss. The wungwah can turn it’s victim into a wungwah by biting the person and injecting them with venom like a snake or spider. Most people think spiders eat their prey, but all they do is drink the blood. Like vampires, wungwahs must feed. Like Spider-man, the wungwah crawls along walls and ceilings and jumps high. They move at brisk paces and have super-human strength. They travel underground like moles. Unlike other folklore, the wungwah originates in The Amazon.
The wungwah was spawned when the shaman of an Amazon Tribe drank mixture of venom, gypsum, belladonna, mandrake, datura, and morning glories. The shaman gave the potion to his tribe so they could defend themselves against Portuguese and Spanish invaders. The wungwah spread into surrounding areas of Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, Peru, Ecuador, and Bolivia. As they progressed through Central America, the made their way into Mexico and the United States. The wungwahs made their way across the ocean through cargo planes and ships that disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle. They became meals on wheels for the wungwahs. Just as they have the name “nosferatu” for the vampire, they have a name “battaranda” for the wungwah. Battaranda means “nightcrawler” in the native language of the tribe. The wungwahs made their way to Spain during the Spanish Inquisition. This was another part of Montezuma’s revenge. Some of the Aztecs, who became wungwahs, infected Spaniards. Ferdinand Magellan was killed in The Philippines when wungwahs overtook his ship and nearly drank the crew dry. The remaining members were the ones who defeated the wungwahs before they returned to Spain to carry out Magellan’s legacy.
The only ways to kill the wungwah are fire, salt water, and beheading. The Spaniards and Portuguese realized they had to throw the wungwahs overboard to make them disintegrate in the salt water. Many vampire slayers were killed fighting wungwahs. They learned they were fighting the wrong monster. When they tried to stake them through the heart, all they did was infuriate the wungwahs. Many people in Mexico and the Southwestern United States mistook the wungwahs for chupacabras. Like werewolves, the wungwahs travel in packs. Whenever they hang, they encircle their victims and spew venom into the person’s eyes. Now the slayers face a new challenge. The only place you’ll be safe from one of these is in salt water. Either that or you’ll need a torch. The Mayans, Aztecs, and Incas were the only ones able to defend themselves against wungwahs by surrounding their fortresses with torches. Wungwahs are afraid of fire. An effective team of wungwah hunters would wear fireproof suits and carry flamethrowers. Or they would have to carry lots of swords to behead them. So now you know the legend of my new monster. Meet the wungwah!

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