drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” MARK TWAIN –“The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.” MARK TWAIN –“The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.” MARK TWAIN –“There are lies, damned lies and statistics.” MARK TWAIN –“There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.” MARK TWAIN –“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.” MARK TWAIN –“This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other 364.” MARK TWAIN –“To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I’ve done it a thousand times.” MARK TWAIN –“To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady.” MARK TWAIN –“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” MARK TWAIN –“We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry. Then feebler laugh. Then die.” MARK TWAIN –“Whatever a man’s age he can reduce it several years by putting a bright coloured flower in his buttonhole.” MARK TWAIN –“When angry, count four, when very angry, swear.” MARK TWAIN –“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” MARK TWAIN –“When Ted-hatred people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.” MARK TWAIN –“You can’t go around being what everyone expects you to be, living your life through
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33